“Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-b*stard cream there is not” Dave
What is “Wine Therapy”?
This is a detox treatment for the serious oenophile (wine lover), but with a difference. Instead of focusing on the consumption of wine, this is about those parts your regular tipple just can’t reach.
Wine Therapy (Oenotherapy, Vino Terapia, … etc.) claims to take the health benefits of wine to a new level by slapping them on your face, rubbing them on your skin or reducing them to a pill format that you can swallow without having to swirl.
Sound like fun yet?
I was recently invited to such a treatment whilst visiting Rioja. My treatment involved turning up at a spa, dressing only in the flimsiest shorts on Earth, and lying on a plastic sheet on a heated bed. Pretty dodgy so far.
Next, my therapist slathered my skin with a mixture made from honey & the tartrate deposits from wine barrels. How these “polyphenol rich deposits” (or something like that) are supposed to pass their antioxidant, and therefore anti-ageing, properties to me I’m not sure. However, having gritty goo rubbed all over you for 40 minutes is surprisingly enjoyable.
Next comes the wrap. Feeling like a certain overweight character about to do a Full Monty, I lay there wrapped in that plastic sheet to “absorb” (and sweat) whilst more vinous treatments were applied to my feet.
Next a strong mit and a shower, ready for the oil rub (I think there was some grape must extract there somewhere). Finally, feeling all rosy and fresh, I was served a delicate infusion (no grapes, and certainly no wine) and told to swallow a Resveratrol pill made from the concentration of grape skins and pips.
I must admit I felt good, but any form of massage and skin treatment would do that. As for any “health benefits” from the natural properties of grapes … well, maybe there was, and maybe there wasn’t, but I think I’d still rather take my grape-based medicine by the glass-full instead.